His mother can be seen sitting in the back seat. When Bart attempted to stop Krusty from diving into a worm-filled pool out of fear of Krusty becoming like Skinner, he accidentally blurted what happened to Skinner on the air, causing Skinner to angrily mutter sarcastically that his mother told him that Krusty the Clown was supposed to be a good influence, indicating that he was attempting to repress the traumatic memory. In late 2017-early 2018, an old segment of the show featuring Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers having lunch went viral, spawning what has become known as the "Steamed Hams" meme. Edna Krabappel was the longest of Skinner's relationships but she was frustrated of his doting on his mother and he did get cold feet on their wedding day which ended their union but he continued to have feelings for her nonetheless. Bart also claimed that Skinner likes dog food when preparing something for Principal Skinner, although it is unclear whether he was being serious about this. ", to which Seymour stammers, "S-Superintendent Chalmers!" He holds an unusually close relationship with his mother, who he lives with and who is generally able to control him despite his age. LeadershipIntelligence Principal of Springfield Elementary SchoolCo-Owner of Chalmskinn ProductionsSinger (formerly) Street Punk (formerly, non-canon) Soldier in Vietnam War (formerly)Fourth grade science teacher ("Bart the Murderer")Fireman He proposed but she was too dedicated to her sister to be in a marriage. As a result of his service in the Vietnam War,, he is often plagued by horrible memories of his involvement via post-traumatic stress disorder, sometimes even happening at the most inopportune of times. For instance, he once casually took down the Blue-Haired Lawyer and his two giant bodyguards. Superintendent Chalmers. Chalmers's sign is Sagittarius. First appearance It is also implied that he received a severe injury during the Vietnam War on his posterior to require a metal plate to be installed in it. [6], In an accident involving both Skinner and Chalmers, Chalmers showed grief over Skinner before he realized he was still alive. Once, his PTSD kicked in in the middle of trying to alert students of a prank that Bart pulled involving heart message candies with crude statements on the PA where he remembered his war buddy Johnny being killed while he was writing a Valentine's Day card for his girlfriend back at home, causing Bart to think he "broke [Skinner's] brain". Principal Skinner with Groundskeeper Willie and children, trapped in school, Out of genuine concern for the quality of education of his students, most of Skinner's actions revolve around ensuring the school has adequate funding. In "Lisa's Wedding", he receives an invitation to Lisa's wedding. Martin Prince | He plotted to take over the entire world with steamed hams. A strict disciplinarian, Skinner has an uptight, militaristic attitude that stems from his years in the United States Army as a Green Beret, which included service in the Vietnam War, where he achieved the rank of a sergeant, according to his rank insignia. Chalmers is a temperamental and whimsical man unfortunately vested with authority. Sideshow Mel | Hair " Steamed Hams " is a memorable skit between Principal Seymour Skinner and Superintendent Gary Chalmers on the American animated television sitcom The Simpsons. Skinner's unhealthy relationship with his mother began early: it is revealed that Agnes' pregnancy resulted in her failing to win a medal at the Helsinki Olympics in 1952. Origin He is the principal of Springfield Elementary School, and a stereotypical educational bureaucrat. Comic Book Guy | Chalmers(to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!" Language: English Words: 11,598 Chapters: 8/8 Comments: 4 Kudos: 14 Bookmarks: 1 Hits: 409; Steamed Hams, Except It's A Lemon by Allen_Pierce Fandoms: The Simpsons Explicit; Major Character Death; M/M; Complete Work; 25 Feb 2018. Although his intentions are to serve up a roast, but it accidentally gets burned. He's ultimately stopped by Homer and Bart and arrested by Chief Wiggum. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. Homer Simpson | In "Kids in the Mist", it is revealed that his full name is Fred Skinner.His voice actor is John Astin, who is better known as Gomez from the 1960s show The Addams Family. Voiced by He is a member of the Springfield chapter of Mensa, meaning that his IQ is at least 130 and is at least in the top 2% of the nation. The scene has been a popular reference point for fans, who have re-contextualized quotes from the skit making it the frequent subject of crapposting on Facebook and YouTube. He is highly uncomfortable with swearing, criminal activity, and sexual topics; he was a virgin until his 40's, and he considers certain past actions like stealing a cupcake and briefly smelling marijuana smoke to be shameful and highly troubling. Whilst usually considered to be a "square" by his students and peers and it has been proven that he is, Skinner has shown to be a more complex and tortured soul due to his own tragic history. Mother: Agnes SkinnerFather: Sheldon SkinnerUncle: StevieGirlfriend: Mary TannenbaumEx-Girlfriends: Edna Krabappel, Patty Bouvier, Calliope Juniper, and Caroline BerreraCousin: Headmaster Skinnedwiener Unnamed ParentsRosemary Chalmers (Wife, deceased)Police Superintendent Chalmers (twin brother)Muriel Chalmers (sister)Shauna Chalmers (daughter) Other than his membership, however, he does not display extreme intelligence but rather seems like an ordinary man constantly irritated by Bart. Owing to his militaristic manner of running the Elementary school, he also tended to do meticulous inspections early in the school day, such as placing his finger and stroking the top of a locker to inspect for dust, personally inspecting and comparing the school clock with his pocket-watch to ensure it is accurate down to the very second, measuring the distance between a wall and a waste disposal can, and using a tuning fork to test the ring vibration of a school alarm system, which also gave Superintendent Chalmers, who attempted to go to the Teacher's Lounge at the time without being seen by Skinner to make a secret announcement planning Skinner's 20th Anniversary as School Principal, a very hard time sneaking past him undetected to such an extent that he bluntly said that not only did Skinner have "a rod up [his] butt", but that said rod had its own rod up its butt after barely arriving at the Teacher's Lounge undetected.[11]. Database | He also owned a Volvo, which got destroyed by Bart and Milhouse. 41,656 notes. Apparently, Skinner has a clown punching beanie in his office to quell stress and anger relating to disruptions, especially ones relating to Bart Simpson, as he was seen punching it to relieve himself of his anger when Bart ended up causing a flood due to misuse of the fire hose on Fire Safety day before talking with Bart's parents. Dr. Nick Riviera | Seymour Skinner (sometimes) Alias(es) Principal Skinner; Santa's Little Helper; none. At one point, when the Vice President's Assessment Test was coming up, Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers came up with a plan to lure all of the underachievers away from the test day by faking a perfect score on the pretest and then tricking them into going for a Chopper ride to a Pizza Party in Capital City (going as far as to disguise the School Bus as a chopper). Skinner is also highly intelligent. Also, it was heavily implied that Seymour Skinner suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder from his days in Vietnam, where he spent eighteen months as a prisoner of war. She addresses him by the nickname "Spanky." The Simpsons In the first segment of Treehouse of Horror VIII, Skinner is one of the people who survived the nuclear explosion but is turned into a horrifying mutant as a result. Herman Krustofsky | Even so, Skinner's square tendencies were also evident in 'Nam which implies he has always been, for want of a better term, "unhip" but became more rattled over his time there as a soldier. Like with Abe Simpson's trait as a WW2-veteran, Skinner's trait as a Vietnam War-veteran isn't mentioned in recent seasons, as this would make him over 60-years of age today. He is the father of Shauna Chalmers. [22], Superintendent Chalmers was introduced in the episode "Whacking Day" as a boss for Skinner and Harry Shearer and Hank Azaria, the voice of Chalmers, fell right into the characters and quite often ad-lib between them.[23]. » beatmaps » Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers - Steamed Hams. Skinner and Chalmers: Best Moments video. Please improve the article, or discuss the issue on the talk page. He also takes part of an angry mob led by Marge and Lisa in the fifth level, where he's found near the museum. Professor Frink | There, he was befriended by Sgt. His catchphrase has caused some paranoia in Skinner. Retrieved on 2007-08-15. Luckily for them, the Garbage Barge was also heading to Springfield Elementary School, so Skinner reads the newly motivated underachievers The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn the rest of the way, and after returning, cancels the Vice President's Test, and also re-institutes dancing in school. or "SEYMOUR!!! #the simpsons #principal skinner #superintendent chalmers #donald trump … Groundskeeper Willie | Born Armin Tamzarian, it emerges that he was a troubled orphan until he was forced into the United States Army during the Vietnam War (although he also had other options such as jail, and apologizing to the woman he stole from and judge he accidentally struck while trying to escape; Skinner stated he would have chosen to apologize instead had he known there was a war going on at the time). He also tells Bart that he is two weeks late on his rent along with a geography report from thirty years ago. He drives quicker than Skinner to the school. Skinner had a passionate fling with the substitute music teacher, Calliope, but this reached a subsequent end after three months. Chalmers originally hails from Utica, New York, but has also said that he comes from Queens, New York, Mexico (in a deleted scene) and then moved to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Officer Lou | When he did receive a large grant from a board of directors, instead of using it to better fix the school, spends it on a billboard and later on a liquor store. He became smitten with Patty Bouvier (although the feeling was hardly mutual) as Patty was forced into the relationship initially and seemed to abuse him a lot, although Skinner was happy to take it. Including Lisa Simpson. Apu | Skinner left with Calliope and Melody, but came back a few months later with no known explanation.[15]. Recent issues. I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Occupation He attended Ball State University and is a proud owner of a red 1979 Honda Accord (and later, a Camry, which Otto Mann promptly wrecks). Cletus Spuckler | Log in Sign up. In the second level of the game, Skinner's revealed to have hired Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney to steal stuff from the museum--he claims that he did it because the school's science budget was cut back so much that he had to steal stuff from the museum just to be able to have visual aid. Troy McClure | Then, he tells Chalmers that he’s cooking up steamed clams, and decides to run across to Krusty Burger and pick up some hamburgers for dinner instead. In Treehouse of Horror XIII's parody of Dr. Moreau, he was turned a baby joey with his mother as a kangaroo. When he was finally tired of Chalmers yelling at him, Skinner stood up to his boss by claiming that he should try teaching Bart Simpson instead. Skinner's brand of class discipline is considerably harsh from handing out six hundred days detention for the theft of school textbooks to hanging Nelson by the scruff on a coat hook and shaving the hair off of Milhouse when a swear word was shaved into it. In the second segment, Skinner is unable to start his car, he gets out of the car when he cannot do it and cries on the ground. Now, this scene is pretty famous/viral on the Internet just like when Bart hit Homer with a chair in "A Milhouse Divided" on that same year. I say enjoy it — it's a hell of a toboggan ride!" In the second segment of Treehouse of Horror VII, Skinner gives Bart the prize for winning the school science fair. Rainier Wolfcastle | An especially notable instance of this was during the Sun Blocker incident, where he proceeded to duck out of the town hall meeting and intended to ambush Mr. Burns when he left. Dr. Hibbert | It is sometimes stated that he wears a toupee. Gary Chalmers | Jerry, Groups and Organizations Principal Seymour Skinner (Harry Shearer) tries to one-up his fellow principals’ jokes, to no avail. He doesn't like semicolons; they make him queasy. In the newer episodes it is confirmed that he wears one. Kent Brockman | Créez votre propre équipe. 1 Cast 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 3 See Also Principal Skinner as Thomas Grandpa Abe as Edward Milhouse Van Houten as Henry Superintendent Chalmers … Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Steamed Hams is a memorable skit between Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers on the animated sitcom The Simpsons. Ralph Wiggum | GrayBrown (originally) It is heavily implied that Skinner's tightfisted, militaristic view of how Springfield Elementary should be run is because of his time in the military as a drill sergeant where his platoon were unruly and uncontrollable buffoons and his tendency to come down hard on truants. God | Luann Van Houten | Judge Snyder | The reason why they make him feel that way is unknown. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. He has yellow skin, short, straight, grey hair styled in a generic fashion, and a large nose. Superintendent Chalmers, The superintendent of all Springfield elementary schools who does not like Principal Skinner. Although he likes to maintain the image of a strict disciplinarian, he is often weak-willed and nervous and has a very unhealthy dependence on his mother who constantly makes demands from him. He is shown at times to be a social Darwinist: For example, in ". Skinner holds a diploma from the Springfield Diploma Mill. However, after Bart had no interest in her daughter, Melody Juniper, she decided to leave and persuaded Skinner to come with her. Alias In the final segment of "Treehouse of Horror III", Skinner is of the many Springfield Citizens who turned into zombie. Recent Top. He produces extreme anxiety in Principal Skinner, who offers increasingly improbable stories to explain what is happening. Skinner and Chalmers go on a misadventure across the ocean, essentially abandoning the schoolchildren on their beach field trip for several days. Lenny Leonard | Chief Wiggum | These inspections usually turn away due to Bart Simpson's elaborate pranks—which playoff Skinner's desperation for order. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. The next day Skinner chases Bart on his car after he skips school. Status In addition, under extreme circumstances, Skinner when left extremely incensed can even drive him to borderline murderous actions. Full Name It appears his only reason for constant hostility towards Principal Skinner is that Skinner "really bugs him". In these flashes, Skinner becomes dark and melancholy, if not comically but he is quickly able to shake this off. Abraham Simpson | Superintendent Chalmers er en figur i tv-serien The Simpsons.Chalmers er Seymour Skinners overordede og kommer altid til inspektion på Springfield Elementary på uheldige tidspunkter.. Eksterne henvisninger. 9864 GIFs. Skinner is incredulously cheap with the quality of Springfield Elementary, amongst them the teachers who are underpaid and the books that are only banned from other schools. When asked about Skinner's reinstatement, he said simply, "Ehh, he seems to know the students' names." Here is a picture of Principal Skinner telling Superintendent Chalmers that he brought in steamed hams which are called hamburgers. The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used To Be, A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Seymour_Skinner?oldid=934910, Skinner's prisoner of war ID number was 24601, which is also Sideshow Bob's prisoner number, a reference to Jean Valjean's prisoner number in. In newer episodes, he owned a Merkur, which has been mentioned in several newer episodes. Lisa Simpson | "-Skinner to Superintendent Chalmers over the deal he made with the Feds. In fact when Skinner opened Springfield Elementary he was shown to be much more carefree and there was a pool on the school grounds but following a prank where the water was replaced with worms and he was trapped for two weeks turned him into the stern teacher which everyone knew. Chalmers is known for throwing open the doors to the room and bellowing "SKINNERRRRR!!!" In the episode, Superintendent Chalmers fires Principal Seymour Skinner after a disaster at the school. Inspiration struck when he looked out his kitchen window and spied a Krusty Burger fast food joint. In the first skit, Skinner and Clancy Wiggum move to New Orleans to combat a newcomer gangster known as "Big Daddy". Skinner. So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show, $pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling), Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield, Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish", Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers", The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer, Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times. In "Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" it is revealed that he is divorced. [14] Skinner also developed a romantic relationship with the substitute music teacher, Calliope Juniper. My roast is ruined. Ned Flanders | "They're using you Chalmers just like Sollozzo used you, just like I used you, and just like that rat fuck Henry used you. Akira | Mr. Teeny | I spent too long on this. Welcome. Officer Eddie | This all turned out to be Bart's nightmare all along. Powers/Skills [21] In later episodes, Skinner's behavior was based on teachers that Bill Oakley and Josh Weinstein had in high school. In Treehouse of Horror XII, Skinner, as Wizard Skinner, presents many magical performances done by the students of Springwarts Elementary School. by zutroyJanuary 03, 2005. He also fought with Bart on a bus and went through a concrete bridge completely unharmed. He was coerced back into teaching for a short while years later, taking Bart Simpson under his wing and managing to get through to the boy where others had failed. Once, he even had Bart disqualified from getting a free tour of the submarine just because he accidentally dragged water into the school, despite his uncharacteristic excellent behavior beforehand. Chalmers: Yeah. Radioactive Man | Moe Szyslak | Enemies When Sgt. During the bus ride, Skinner eventually becomes annoyed with Bart telling people there is a gremlin on the outside the bus and forces Bart to sit next to Üter Zörker. • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. 24 Simpsons Stars Reveal Themselves", TV Guide,. Waylon Smithers | Gary Superintendent ChalmersSuper Nintendo Chalmers (by Ralph)Sorcerer Intendent Chalmers How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window? Strangles | Steamed Hams is the name of a short scene in the Simpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield”. Judge Snyder granted Tamzarian Skinner's "name, and his past, present, future, and mother", and decreed that no one will mention his true identity again "under penalty of torture" (however, Lisa calls him by his true name teasingly when he comments on her decision of calling Snowball V "Snowball II", without consequences[16]), thus everything returned to normal.[7]. Chalmers seems disturbingly unconcerned with the school's decline, saying that "the way America's public schools are sliding, they'll all be like this in a matter of months. Friends/Allies His constant desperate, and usually ineffective attempts at maintaining discipline are an effort to receive good reviews from the frequent inspections of his capricious, temperamental, and whimsical superior, Superintendent Chalmers - who makes no effort to hide his disapproval of Skinner. Joe Rhodes. Principal Skinner first appeared in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", which was also the first Simpsons episode to air. Skinner wears a cerulean suit, grey shoes, a rose petal pink tie, and a lavender shirt. His sister is Murial Chalmers. If you’re a fan of The Simpsons, then you sure as heck know about the very famous scene of when Principal Skinner has Superintendent Chalmers over for dinner. Maggie Simpson | Seymour, the sidebar's on fire! He is the father of Shauna Chalmers. Superintendent Skinner is the superintendent of the school district in which The Recess Gang attends school.. Trivia. It stars Principal Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. [13] Edna has shown she does want to live a life with Skinner, but first wants him to commit to her - namely by not letting his mother, with whom he still lives, control him anymore. However, he wasn't always like this. Skinner's backstory was revisited in the episode The Principal and the Pauper, where it was revealed that Skinner is an impostor. Skinner drove several vehicles in several episodes. 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